Funny people

I am gaining new experiences! The moment one starts to ask for donations, all kinds of practial jokes seem to be coming from nowhere. People donating you 25 Pence, as if they value their esx lifes worth half that much. If only, if only...

Another of my favourites is the scams you start receiving from American business man who have IP addresses in Nigeria. Below, you'll find one from stellajass606@yahoo.com, who likes to believe that her God will actually not wipe his ass of with her stupidity and brainless scams.

Here we go:

Hello,

In the name of God the creator of hevenand hearth (Who?),
my name is stella jass,i head an engineering company,am real from united kingdom presently in west africa for for a cntract,
I saw what you wrote on www.donation.com and i felt so sorry for what happened to you, See! sometimes i do asked God: Why can such a negatives things happen in the world? Really! i felt so bad when i read what you wrote on the internet And as a Man of God, I will like to help you with what i have,i will be very happy if you can respond ontime to have the lttle tokings i want to give you inorder to asist you ...i only need your response so that the check can be send to you asap...well i dont want to use much time here i only feel for you, anyway you can send the necessory infomation to me for quick arrangement, and i willl like to know if i can get some money to you through a certified cashier cheque please let me know,i need your reply soon because am a business man, i have a lots to do concerning my business ...hope to read from you soon

also the following informations will be needed to mail the cheuqe to you. I will help you with a token of $900 so that you can continue with a bliss and live your life in a good way ( have I been living the the bad way? Silly me!)... Send me the below information...
Name..........
Address....
City.............
State........
Zipcode...
And your home and cell phone number. I shall be expecting your reply soon.... May God be with You and Hope to write back ASAP immmediately you got my message (as if He has time for my nonsense!) . My Name Is stella jass ...

Hello!!! Just because I started asking for donations in a world that is eaten out by neo-liberal commodifications of social behaviour and structures, does not mean that they can waste my time with their simplistic sense of humour or their senseless urge for sending me void checks. Neither does it mean that they are funny, far from it. What it does mean however, is that I can measure their brain with the size of my small toe.

Am I angry? No, I am just getting my sense of humor back and my wine glass is emty.

Thanks!