Happy Valentines!

US Elections Part III

As Cuba is deciding to go for Fidel or Raul, Mc Cain and Clinton won the lost elections in Neveda. This should scare chancellor Merkel since Mc Cain announced his plan to bring Germany again under Russian rule. American politicians...

Scientology

I need a break from my work on post-modernity (in the library). What can be better then, than to watch Tom Cruise give a ridiculous speech about the beauties of Scientology? Who needs post-modernity when you got faith in some good old spiritual indoctrination? Back to traditialism, you wankers you!

Update: Youtube deleted the movie from their database... talking about freedom of expression....

I have a bad case of diarrhea

Japanese Jam on the beauties of diarrhea

Triple A

Marketing BS

After having studied marketing for too long, I can say that a lot of it is just plain BS. The following movies shows what marketing people really think of their work and collegues.

Watch it, its hilarious!

"Chinglish"

Having lived a while in China one comes to understand that the English language can actually be a pain sometimes. Why? Because, when comparing it with Chinese it has so much grammar! It is therefore no wonder that China has so many strange English signs in public places...

Have any of your own country? Post the link in the comments!

Funny people

I am gaining new experiences! The moment one starts to ask for donations, all kinds of practial jokes seem to be coming from nowhere. People donating you 25 Pence, as if they value their esx lifes worth half that much. If only, if only...

Another of my favourites is the scams you start receiving from American business man who have IP addresses in Nigeria. Below, you'll find one from stellajass606@yahoo.com, who likes to believe that her God will actually not wipe his ass of with her stupidity and brainless scams.

Here we go:

Hello,

In the name of God the creator of hevenand hearth (Who?),
my name is stella jass,i head an engineering company,am real from united kingdom presently in west africa for for a cntract,
I saw what you wrote on www.donation.com and i felt so sorry for what happened to you, See! sometimes i do asked God: Why can such a negatives things happen in the world? Really! i felt so bad when i read what you wrote on the internet And as a Man of God, I will like to help you with what i have,i will be very happy if you can respond ontime to have the lttle tokings i want to give you inorder to asist you ...i only need your response so that the check can be send to you asap...well i dont want to use much time here i only feel for you, anyway you can send the necessory infomation to me for quick arrangement, and i willl like to know if i can get some money to you through a certified cashier cheque please let me know,i need your reply soon because am a business man, i have a lots to do concerning my business ...hope to read from you soon

also the following informations will be needed to mail the cheuqe to you. I will help you with a token of $900 so that you can continue with a bliss and live your life in a good way ( have I been living the the bad way? Silly me!)... Send me the below information...
Name..........
Address....
City.............
State........
Zipcode...
And your home and cell phone number. I shall be expecting your reply soon.... May God be with You and Hope to write back ASAP immmediately you got my message (as if He has time for my nonsense!) . My Name Is stella jass ...

Hello!!! Just because I started asking for donations in a world that is eaten out by neo-liberal commodifications of social behaviour and structures, does not mean that they can waste my time with their simplistic sense of humour or their senseless urge for sending me void checks. Neither does it mean that they are funny, far from it. What it does mean however, is that I can measure their brain with the size of my small toe.

Am I angry? No, I am just getting my sense of humor back and my wine glass is emty.

Thanks!

Mondo Cane - A dog's world

People that know me, know that I like controversy, black humor and provocation. Please don't hate for showing this ragment from the very first "Mondo"movie....!

Warned ya!

Indian horror

I uploaded some trailers of Indian horror cult flicks on my other blog, they are really brilliant. I invite you to have a look here to taste what is waiting for you.

Hitchhiking Records

Some interesting or - at least funny - hitchhike facts

All life hitchhiking

• Benoit Grieu (French hitch-hiker) started his hitchhike trip in 1979 and has been on thee road ever since. He claims to have hitched 1,500,000 km (that’s more than 50.000 each year)...
• Alexey Vorov (Russian) has said to have hitched 1,130,000 km since 1982.

Furthest Point to the south

• Scott Base, Antarctica, 77° 51'. The American Benjaman Bachelder hitched 5 km from McMurdo Station to Scott Base in December 2005. The same month he held a seminar on hitchhiking in Antarctica and got a ride baack in a snowmobile.

The highest point on the land

• Mountain Everest base camp in Nepal at 5,400 meters. Pavel Trcala (Czech Republic) received a ride from one of the Everest Base Camps after days of climbing the Mount Everest.
  

The lowest temperature

• –61°C. Elena Saturova hitched between Ust’-Nera and Sasuman in East Yakutya, Russia.

Most visited countries

• Benoit Grieu (France) has been hitchhiking in about 170 countries.

The longest wait

• Alexey Vorov waited 6 days for a lift in Chucotka (Russia). Because of the long waiting time he decided to walk 50 km after having waited already for 3 days. He got a lift in Komsomol'skij to Majskij (50 km) and after another 3 days of finally got a lift back to civilization.. The lowest temperature during the time of his travel was -55°C in Tyoplyj Kluch (Chucotka).

Longest wait between two stops

• William Innes from Scotland, UK. He received a ride on a milk float on ‘collection’ day and it took him 4.5 hours to travel 2 miles (3.5KM) from North London to the start of the M1 (Motorway).

24 hours hitchhiking

• On 28 November 1998 (7:30 a.m.) to 29 November 1998 (6:30 a.m.), Pavel Trcala (Czech Republic) travelled 2777 km (1736 miles). The route? From Miami to Chicago via Jacksonville (Florida), Savannah (Georgia), Columbia (South Carolina), Asheville (North Carolina), Knoxville (Tennessee), Lexington (Kentucky), Toledo (Ohio), South Bend (Indiana), and Harvey (Illinois). The hitch consisted of five separate lifts.

All data collected with help from and thanks to the Vilnius Hitchhiking Club.

Do you have more records? Share them in the comments!

More information on hitchhiking records:

• Hitchhiking in the Guinness Book of Records
• Sexless WV Man Uses Two Thumbs To Set Hitchhiking Record

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